it hurts more in the daytime
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.