just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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