I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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