Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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