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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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