Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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