His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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