idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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