I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I love having hate sex.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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