Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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