I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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