he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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