so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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