Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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