had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
