You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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