S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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