I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
ok first of all what the fuck
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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