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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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