Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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