Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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