Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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