My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She bit a glass in half.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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