im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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