I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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