guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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