Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My cat gives me a boner
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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