so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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