If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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