So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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