At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just want to make out with him forever
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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