super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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