Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Come see our sink grown plant.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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