that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
this will be a night to untag.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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