so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
4 words: hood of his car
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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