The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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