I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So much rum. So many feels.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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