come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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