I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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