somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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