I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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