it wasn't lemon gatorade
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dating After Heartbreak
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Semen is not good for contacts.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.