he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?