I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
How does one acquire holy water?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn