Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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