Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
