she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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