ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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