ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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