Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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