Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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