Do you still have your period?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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