Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
...so i touched it.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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