She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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