After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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