At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I accidentally burped into my bong.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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