So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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