I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I can't turn off my feet"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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