I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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