I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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